Thursday, September 15, 2005

the future of hindi movies

anti-smoking campaign is in its peak. now it s a rule that no movie can show a smoking scene or even a scene of selling any smoking product. so all the gangstars, from now, will only have chewing gum and soft drinks in indian movies.but there's more. not only smoking,they are asking to ban any scene about eve-teasing,cabarret,gambling,kidnapping,murder and bribing. and there is the censor board to watch over the x-rated scenes. it's not hard to imagine the future of indin film industry. we'll have movies where the hero goes to a bar to get a glass of milk(firoz khan istyle). and then he sees the heroine in a full sleave salwar kamiz( may be a burkha!!). and the villain,with a coke in his hand, is politely asking her to play a game of ludo with him(eve teasing is banned, so is sex.so they can play ludo only). but she refuses and then the hero comes and request the villain that she can't play with him. the villain accepts it and goes away with a broken heart. and the hero and heroine start playing scrabble. hero makes the word "kiss" and heroine blushes. and then the play happily ever after. (what else can happen, everything is banned)

8 comments:

Greta said...

He, he...
I understand your worry for the indian film industry...;)

Soumyadip said...

And we will soon be back to the era when girls thought that kissing would make them pregnant.

Even Donald Duck will be banned, since he wears no pants.

Rahul said...

that's nice light-hearted satire :-) But, i dont think it will get any further than the tobacco ban. Thanks for dropping in at my haunt pal!

Abaniko said...

And I thought only the Philippines is plagued with stup** censors. Hehe

Me said...
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Me said...

very nicely written...you've a great sense of humour..
I have't read such a hilarious post for a long time....
ludo and scrabble ? ROFLOL...

debarati said...

hey dis was a real treat !! continue yaar!!

Pals said...

funny....i hope when this happens my children gets to see the movie ;p